Oh say can you see.....
As many of you may or may not know, the US Patriot Act is coming up for renewal in the Senate after passing overwhelmingly in the House of Representatives. While I fully support the Patriot Act and feel it totally necessary to the security of our Nation, I'd like to take the time to point out some little known provisions contained therein.
- Anyone whose last name contains only consonants will be immediately deported to Canada.
- Karl Rove, the author of the Patriot Act and the archetict of the New World Order, is to be known hereafter as the Supreme Being. All, including our figurehead President, are subservient to him.
- Anyone questioning the authority of the Supreme Being will be declared an enemy combatnt.
- Anyone questioning the authority of the New World Order will be declared an enemy combatnt.
- The military will be disbanded leaving the Superfriends responsible for our National Defense.
- Anyone who performs or listens to rap music will be declared an enemy combabant.
- The following individuals, by default, are enemy combatants: Al Franken, John Stewart, Michael Moore, Howard Dean, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mr. Snuffalupogus, Mr. McFeely(for my money the most obscene name ever on childrens' television, or any television for that matter), Gallagher(if he's still alive), and Donald Trump's hair.
- French people are enemy combatants.
- Like the US Constitution, the Patriot Act is a living, breathing document. However unlike the Constitution, The Patriot act is allergic to peanuts and shellfish.
- Do not get the Patriot Act wet.
- Do not feed the Patriot Act after midnight.
- The Patriot is open for criticism, but is very sensitive about it's weight.
- The Patriot Act ain't no Hollaback Girl.
- The Patriot Act won't hold your hand in the mall, but may "drunk dial" you at 2AM.
Peace, Love, Happiness, and militant islam.
posted by kjungleboy at 11:16 AM
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